Be yourself
Be yourself, they say, hawk eyes glinting.
Be yourself, they coon. This is a safe space.
Be yourself, we love authenticity. Oh, we crave authenticity. We crave your authenticity, in fact, we wouldn't exist without it.
Be yourself, that’ll be thirty dollars, pay when you’re ready.
Be your weirdest, quirkiest, most vibrant self—but, oh, not don't be too weird. No, that's too weird. Stop it. You're making us uncomfortable. That's not the kind of authenticity we were talking about. Stop it.
That's better. See? Isn't it liberating to just be yourself?